Pathetic Jokes.
The Old Sea Dog.
Did you hear about the old sea dog?
His barque was worse than his bight.
Irish Towns.
Which is the most dangerous town in Ireland for pedestrians?
Knocktopher.
In which town in Ireland do the houses have no doorbells?
Knock.
Why should Ireland have no financial problems?
Because its Capital is always Dublin.
Observations I have made.
Confidence is the feeling you get when you don't have all the facts.
A shopfitter's job is mainly counter productive.
A dustman's job is a load of rubbish!
The Old Sea Dog.
Did you hear about the old sea dog?
His barque was worse than his bight.
Irish Towns.
Which is the most dangerous town in Ireland for pedestrians?
Knocktopher.
In which town in Ireland do the houses have no doorbells?
Knock.
Why should Ireland have no financial problems?
Because its Capital is always Dublin.
Observations I have made.
Confidence is the feeling you get when you don't have all the facts.
A shopfitter's job is mainly counter productive.
A dustman's job is a load of rubbish!